For a few mercifully brief years, the Intelligent Independent lived in Ohio, and so he is not surprised to learn that Ohio's voting problems are continuing. In what seems to have become an annual tradition, something is amiss with Ohio's voting procedures. Apparently the touch-screen voting machines used in Franklin County, Ohio, told some voters that a certain candidate's name had been withdrawn from the election. This was a true fact.
Untrue, however, was that election officials actually programmed the machines to say that. Also untrue is that every voter got the same message. Basically what we have here is a ghost, hacker, or possibly a Glitch in the Matrix, leading to complete and utter confusion about who in fact was running for office.
Again, the Intelligent Independent is not surprised, as the county seat of Franklin County is Columbus, home of the most anti-intelligent institution in the Union, THE Ohio State. I think we found our problem: a stray buckeye is jamming up the voting machines! Go Blue!
4 intelligent comments:
...At least Ohio is getting a primary vote that counts. Not that I'm bitter.
Wow. There is NO extremist bias present anywhere in this post. :p
Not so sure about Ohio State being THE most anti-intelligent college, but it's definitely up there. Er, down there.
My vote is for a glitch in the matrix.
I don't like brief comments.
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